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*Roles in Heaven :
*Brahma* Systems Installation
*Vishnu * Systems Administration & Support
*Lakshmi * Finance and Accounts consultant
*Saraswati* Training and Knowledge Management
*Shiva* DBA (Crash Specialist)
*Ganesh * Quality Assuarance & Documentation
*Narada* Data transfer
*Yama* Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
*Chitragupta* IDP & Personal Records
*Apsaras* Downloadable Viruses
*Devas* Mainframe Programmers
*Surya* Solaris Administrator
*Rakshasas * In house Hackers
*Ravan * Internet Explorer WWWF
Kumbhakarnan* Zombie Process
* Lakshman* Support Software and Backup
*Hanuman * Linux/s390
* Vaali* MS Windows
*Sugreeva* DOS
*Jatayu* Firewall
*Dronacharya* System Programmer
*Vishwamitra * Sr. Manager Projects
*Shakuni* Annual appraisal & Promotion
*Valmiki * Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
*Dharmaraj Yudhishthira* ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
*Arjun * Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
*Abhimanyu* Trainee Programmer
*Draupadi * Motivation & Team building
* Bhima* MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
*Duryodhana * Microsoft product Written in VB
*Karna* Contract programmer
*Dhrutarashtra* Visual C++
*Gandhari* Dreamweaver
*100 Kaur avas * Microsoft Service Packs and patches
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